14 Things You Should Know By Now

I found this list of things you should know by now while going through piles of paper I've saved over the years.  It comes from the a print out of my old Palm address book that was corrupted, so all sorts of random stuff is mixed in with addresses of people I haven't talked to for years.  Anyway, I thought this was worth saving. I'm not sure where it originates from or when "now" is supposed to be, but it is a pretty good list.:-D

1. The words "easy" & "weight loss" do not belong in the same sentence.
2. When someone asks wether they loo OK, the only acceptable answer is yes.
3. You can fight with your boss...but you can't win.
4. Those people on TV whose lives always look so effortlessly great?  They're not real.
5. You should never, ever feel self-conscious in bed -- even with the lights on.
6. There is very little in life that can't be undone.
7. Please & thank you actually are magic words.
8. You might not always find true love and you don't won't always have great sex, but you can always get a great massage.
9. It's not worth trying to make spahetti sauce that tastes better than the stuff in aisle 3.
10. Sitting quietly by yourself is doing something.
11. That (a) models have cellulite too and (b) 99% of men couldn't care less about it.  Why should you?
12. If he really loves you, he'll be good to you.
13. If you're capable of being happy "someday," you're capable of being happy right now.
14. You know what to do; you're just scared to do it (don't let that stop you!).